May 2010
20 posts
— Nicholas Sparks (Dear John)” —
1. Use your secret mind powers,
2. Swim in vodka,
3. Threw froot loops in peoples eyes,
4. Pretend your a robot,
5. Bust a load on someones floor, (for drunk guys,)
6. Crank up the music, and HYPERRR dance,
7. Sing obnoxiously,
8. Practice your arm pit farting,
9. Talk to a random friend on the phone,
10. GET ON STICKAMMM, WOOT.
-L i e -
How often do you lie?
Hardly ever,
Are you a good lier?
Depends on who im lyin too,
Do you get away with it?
Depends,
What is the worst (horrible) lie you have ever told?
A lie i told chris, which he now knows about,
What is the worst (stupid) lie you have ever told?
Same one, ^
Are white lies okay?
Depends,
What is the last white lie you told?
Someone bein able to come over, haha,
Did you lie a lot when you were younger?
Probably, to stay outta trouble with my daddy.
About what?
I dont remember?
Did you fool your parents?
umm, idk?
Have you ever been caught in a lie?
Yepp,
What was it about?
None of your business?
Do you have a guilty conscious?
YESSSS,
How can someone tell when you are lying?
Depends on who im lyin too, a couple people know exactly when im lyin,
- C h e a t -
Do you cheat on tests?
I have,
Have you ever been caught cheating on a test?
No,
Have you ever caught someone else cheating on a test?
Lol, Yeah, its funny.
Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Once, and he cheated on me twice, and we were takin a “break” so i guess it doesnt count,
Have you ever been caught cheating on your boyfriend or girlfriend?
Did it in front of him,
Would you ever cheat on your current boyfriend or girlfriend?
HELLLLLL NOOOO,
Would you ever cheat on them with some famous model, actor, or actress?
Nope,
What if you were completely sure you would never be caught?
I still wouldnt do it,
Have you ever been cheated on?
Yesss,
- S t e a l -
Have you ever stolen before?
Yeah, and i felt bad, and went in a gave them a dollar for it, it was some ice breakers, haha,
If so what?
Ice breakerss,
Do you think stealing is a serious crime?
Depends,
What would you do if you caught someone stealing from you?
Fuck a bitch up,
Have you ever stolen someones heart?
Yess, and ima keep it forever, :D
What was the last thing you stole?
i haven’t stole, since i was with liz, handcuffed, but uhhh, yeah, freakin, we didnt do it!
Ever had anything stolen from you?
Probably, my sister steals my shit all the time,
If so, what?
Clothes, stuff in my room, whatever she wants,
What is one thing that you would steal if you could get away with it with NO consequences?
I already got it, so why steal it?
- L o v e -
Are you currently in Love?
Yesss,
If so, with who?
Chris Willis, :D
When was the last time you were in love?
Umm, im currently still in love. DUHH SURVEY DUHH!
How long does it take you to fall in love?
Didnt take long with him,
How many times have you really been in love?
Once,
Do you think there were times you thought you were in love when you werent?
yes.
How fast do you tell a significant other that you love them?
Depends,
How often do you tell your parents you love them?
Everyday,
How often do you tell your boyfriend or girlfriend?
Everyday,
Do you tell your friends?
Everyday,
Have you ever said I love you and not meant it?
yepp, for almost 2 years,
Have you ever said “I love you but I’m not in Love with you” to somebody?
Nope,
Are you a slave to love?
Uhh, NO, im nobodys slave,
Do you love yourself?
Yess,
What is the best thing about Love?
Lots of stuff,
Why does everybody always let people influence the things they do, and say?
Why do you take for granted someone who cares a lot for you?
Why do you fool around when you know someone gets hurt?
The answer is simple: ’cause you love and value yourself more than anyone else that you fail to value those who love you more than themselves.” —jellieneramirez25 (via jellieneramirez25)
When it hurts so bad,
why does it feel so good?
i wish this all made sense,
i wish i understood.
Not having you here with me is tearing me up inside,
but i can’t stop thinking about you no matter how hard i try.
You know how i feel about you,
and i know i want to spend the rest of my life with you,
but it’s so hard to do when i can’t even be next to you.
Why does it have to be so complicated?
Loving you feels so right,
but at the same time,
knowing i can’t have you keeps me awake at night.
I just want this to be simple,
I just want you here with me,
to look into yours eyes,
be held in your arms, then i’d truly be happy.
Right now this distance between us is out of our control,
but i’m still hoping one day soon,
I’ll get what I’m wishing for.
When a person cries, and the first drop of tears, comes from the right eye, it’s happiness, But when the first roll is from the left, it’s pain.
- Chris: "Mari Katherine Ullom, I love you."
- Mari: "Christopher David Willis, I love you too"
- Chris: "You really mean everything to me, theres nothing in the world you can do to deserve me bein a jerk to you."
- Chris: "I dont know what i would do without you, i love you baby, goodnight,"
- Mari: "Baby never worry, i will never lose love for you, i have tried picturing myself without you, and its impossible, you are the love of my life."
you made me a stronger person,
Thanks to those who loved me:
you made my heart grow fonder,
Thanks to those who envied me:
you made my self-esteem grow stronger,
Thanks to those who cared:
you made me feel important,
Thanks to those who entered my life:
you made me who i am today,
Thanks to those that left:
you showed me that nothing last forever,
Thanks to those who stayed:
you showed me the true meaning of
L0VE && FRiENDSHiP,” —
- *reads notebook*
- It says "i love you Christopher"
- Liz: "since when did i love a Christopher? I don't love a Christopher,"
- Mari: " i know, i wrote that,"
- Liz: "oh, i knew that."